How Many Ways???

How many ways can a single desk NOT fit through a doorway.  Up, down, legs in first, legs in last, diagnal, straight in, at an angle, up again, down again, the other set of legs in first.....AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! The desk doesn't fit! Now...it's in the front room with NO wall barriers, NO door jams in the way, and NO look of class.  BUT...it's 1:45am and I'm smiling so it must have turned out okay. :)